Photo by Meredith Farmer

I had so many noble ideas for this week’s post….. I was feeling good. I started thinking about how this — life — was some sort of test, a means of proving one’s ability to persevere and not succumb to the easy-outs; because by staying the course, we’ll somehow achieve spiritual bonus points. I was arrogant, I suppose…….. I thought I’d done so well, not losing it that is……………..I mean, I know people who were tumbling into a deep pit of depression and they had nothing significant going on their life — other than too much time to think………………….. I was proud of myself. I thought we were going to be OK for at least the rest of the month until tonight, when I was informed that my mother had 30 days to pack her stuff and leave the home.

Mom yells. She spits. She does have a bit of a poopy reputation.

Other residents have been complaining. Complaining to their families. I suppose it boils down to money — why risk losing one or two relatively easy residents versus my mother? She has never been easy to deal with. Her disease is especially trying……….. I would probably do the same. Nursing home care is a business. A big business that’s only going to boom over time. I got word at 5:00 p.m. I started calling facilities as soon as I hung up the phone. Unfortunately, I am limited in terms of where I can place her. Her behaviors, the result of frontotemporal dementia, mean I can’t place her just anywhere………… I need to find a behavioral unit. And those are few and far between here…………… but she’s not violent, so I risk placing her in a home where she could be the victim. My mom’s behaviors are of the benign variety……………. she yells, she spits, she gets into her poop from time to time……………… but they are behaviors and it seems things are pretty black and white when it comes to nursing homes………………………… people do not want to deal with behaviors.

So here I am. I have no idea how my father is going to take this. I dread the conversation; I just don’t know. But there’s no one else………………………..

I saw a shaman once who told me that the source of my mother’s disease (and my own) could be the result of an agreement we made in another life (I know, what was I thinking? Why would I agree to such a dumb pact?)……………. I can’t help but think about that…………. did I do something horribly wrong. Is this my punishment………….. in this lifetime? Or was I perhaps some saint who agreed to participate in this life with my mother, who, clearly, was also a saint in order to voluntarily go through this.

Or, is this the act of God; a vengeful God……………. one who is enjoying this…………… watching his puppets suffer.

(I don’t believe in a loving God. That makes no sense once you step back and ponder all the suffering going on in the world).

Or maybe this is Hell. People experiencing varying degrees of Hell, but Hell……..

Whatever this is, I am less fearful of death………………. Sometimes, I think, well, at least all of this will be over with and death is probably less stressful…………….. It’s terribly tragic way to think. I know that.

Last week, I was accused of wanting to sedate my mother by a psych nurse practitioner’s partner. My mother was grinding her teeth so badly, you could hear it if you were standing 3 feet away from her. It pained me. It kept me up at night. I asked the nurse practitioner if she could do something; increase her medication; something; anything……………. she dropped my mother, said I should find someone who shares my “philosophy” of caregiving and then that response by her colleague. Talk about knife in gut…………. I took mom back to Banner Alzheimer’s Institute that same week……………….. they looked at what the nurse practitioner was giving her……………………….. it was wrong; they added and increased her meds.

They also removed the Robitusin PM that was being given for her cough (cough? what cough? I called the home…. oh, she has a cough once in a while…. it’s as needed.). 

Yeah. A cough.

Then, one week later, we get the boot. I don’t know how much more I can take…………. I can’t even imagine what “normal” feels like. The glass is always half empty — there’s not point in being optimistic about things because they simply do not work out when it comes to this disease……………………

I always wanted children, I used to day dream about being a mom, I had baby names picked out, I thought about outfits and how I would dress my kids………………..and now I can’t even see that as a possibility……………… it’s just slipping away. I just can’t fathom doing all of this and raising a baby. I have my hands full with two parents, a job, a relationship, friendships (I feel like I suck at all of the above most days)………………

And I’m afraid that God will continue to punish me. I truly believe that he will give me a child that has some terrible disease…………….. and you can’t give them back once they’re out. Thing is, I don’t think I can continue to fight for another person. I can’t do it. I can’t care for a sick person……………not for the rest of their life. I don’t know how people caregive a child into adulthood…………… Still, it breaks my heart every time I see a baby picture, a big belly, an ultrasound or anything of the sort…………………. it reminds me of what I don’t think I’ll ever have.

I will be 35 in three weeks………………. and this is my life.

I’m tired.

>>Flickr pic by Meredith Farmer

Almost anyone dying from dementia suffers from behaviors. Behaviors are simply part of the game when it comes to this disease… BUT, there are “behaviors” and then there are “behaviors….” something no one can clearly define.

Here is my personal definition (and opinion because I’m a writer, not a doctor): Bad behavior – throwing your feces at someone or taking a sharp object and using it to attack another human being/caregiver. Tolerable behavior – spitting on the floor. 

My mother suffers from the latter………….. she spits on the floor, especially when she is really agitated. It’s how she acts out. She’ll yell, “Despierta America!!!” when people are doing things to her like thrusting a catheter inside her. She hates showers, so she’ll cause a ruckus. OK, it is important to try and put yourself in my mother’s shoes. She has no idea what is going on around her. She CANNOT communicate. She cannot tell me if she’s in pain. She cannot tell me if she’s happy.

The only two places on the planet right now that are remotely familiar to her are her house and her church.

Imaging being picked up and dropped off in the middle of Jalalabad, Afghanistan. You can’t speak the language, you have no idea who is on your side, who wants to help you, you don’t know where to go…. people approach you, what would you do? 

You would probably behave VERY inappropriately.

There was a time when my mother did act out. She would push me over to run to her boyfriend, The Priest. Sometimes, when I would try to restrain her from running into the church aisle, she accidentally hurt me………. wrestling in a tight pew can cause bruising and minor scratches. There was also a time when my mom would do things to get out of our locked house (she wanted to walk to church, her happy place)…………….. She took a pair of scissors and cut the screen door to try and get out. She used to spit — a lot. She would use the stove or microwave objects that clearly state on the label, “Do Not Microwave or You Will Burn Down Your House.”

My mother most definitely went through a very, very, very difficult stage. She gives new meaning to the Terrible Two’s………….. more like Terrible 70s.

Today, she’s mostly mellow. Medication helps that, but lately, even without the meds, she’s kinda quiet — except when you give her a shower……………… most demented people HATE water……………….. poke and prod her, force her to eat something she just doesn’t like, or you steal her hot water bottle……………. the thing is like her baby blanket. 

Or when she sees me. She talks to me….. Despierta America, la fruta, la fruta. Despierta America, la fruta, la fruta. Despierta America, la fruta, la fruta.

I understand.

After being told my deadline at the hospital, I got to work. I started making calls………. and then a miracle: ALTCS came through at around 330pm that same day she was rushed to the ER……….. I could place my mother. Somewhere.

Now in the name of honesty, when dealing with any type of home, you have to tell people what your parent is like because if they aren’t a good fit at the facility, it’s just a bad situation for everyone.

I spoke to one woman and told her about my mom’s current “behaviors.”

Her (paraphrased) response: Well, you know sometimes with behaviors, they end up in a place like St. Luke’s, which deals with behaviors.

My (paraphrased) response: Wait. St. Luke’s as in the psych ward? No. No. My mom ended up there a few years ago and they wanted to do shock treatment. No, I won’t do that.

Her (paraphrased) response: You know sometimes you have to be open to other solutions…. I mean, would you rather have your mother sedated all the time or maybe something like shock treatment might improve her quality of life. You know, shock treatment is not what you think… it has evolved a lot.

My (paraphrased) response: Uh-huh. Um OK. Well I’m still thinking. OK. I’ll call you back.

That’s the challenge. Right there……. that is the challenge. This is my mother and you have the nerve to bring up shock treatment — I mean, electroconvulsive therapy?

Makes you wonder how many of these folks would strap down their own parent (or child) and “medically” induce seizures so they can eventually be tolerable to their caregivers?

Behaviors are indeed difficult and tricky…….. but are we really this savage, this primitive?

A conventional nursing home was likely not going to cut it (I had called another place and was met with a similar response and then she told me they had no beds)………………. and since the nursing home of my dreams had no beds (they take in some of the trickiest patients, and have some amazing success stories sans ECT)………………. I started exploring group homes.

Perhaps a home-like setting would be the ticket. Still, I kept her on a waiting list for my dream nursing home…………….. just in case now and for the future.

I can’t tell you how difficult this was. At this point, I had maybe less than 24 hours to find something. Some homes were so-so — tolerable. Others reminded me of Deliverance. The woman at one place had only three teeth, which is fine, except I wondered, if you can’t even take care and maintain your own oral hygiene, how can you possibly care for my mother? Another place was amazing, stunning, perfect……… Dad and I agreed: this would be the place. I called less than hour after seeing the house and no call back. I texted. She texted back saying she’d call me later. I told her I wanted the room. Loved the house. “Tx,” she replied. I thought I had found the place. By 7pm we connect. “Um, I am so sorry but the room was sold, but I have a place in Surprise and then I will have availability in four weeks,” she tells me in her Eastern European accent.

Four weeks? You sold the room? Surprise?

The running joke with Surprise is that when you arrive in Surprise, you say, “Surprise, you’re in California!!!” It’s that far from downtown Phoenix.

I was desperate. I hadn’t found anything yet. I agreed to go to Surprise the following day.

In the meantime, dad found a place near his house……………. literally a couple blocks away. He wanted her close. He wanted to place her there. At this point, I was beyond pissed. I had had it. I was fed up. Tired. Smelly. Constipated. And sick and tired of my life.

I agreed to see the place.

I liked it.

It didn’t smell sick.

It didn’t smell over-perfumed.

It felt normal.

Bright.

Airy.

Normal.

I over emphasized her behaviors.

They didn’t seem to mind. They seemed capable. The house was simple, yet very clean. The residence didn’t look as though they were housed in some wretched cage. It was close too………….. always key.

OK.

Eastern European chick called me Monday morning to tell me that a room at the original house had opened up. Miracle. “Please come to my house. Please. I have 16 years of experience. Please bring your mom here,” she said.

Fuck off.

I didn’t say that. I thought it.

>>Flickr pic by Howzey

Life with my demented mom was proceeding rather smoothly in recent days………………. by smoothly, I mean mostly bumpy, lots of twists and turns, blind spots and a few “watch for falling rocks” signs dotting the road………….. And then she drank dish soap. The trauma of vomiting and ingesting something that should never ever be ingested took its toll. She was bed-ridden, refused to eat, slept for hours on end, and it all came to a head last Friday. I came over after calling the house………… my dad and I were supposed to have lunch…. I was hoping she would feel better by now….

“Um, yeah, Kath, I can’t get her out of bed. She peed in the bed.” I left work and headed over. I thought I could fix this. I’m the fixer in the family. I fix things when they go horribly awry. I tried to get her up, gave her some Pedialyte, and finally decided to call 911.

A truck carrying what seemed like a dozen first responders came to the house….. they took her vitals, tried to talk to her (um, I said she is severely demented), and then we waited for the ambulance to come. Small talk is always awkward in these circumstances……. So, when did she get sick? How long has it been going on? Are you an only child? I was sitting on the bed right next to my mother who was still lying in her own urine. She had refused to move and I couldn’t push her over………. she’s still stronger than me. What a sight.

Until this blog, I’ve mostly omitted what went down, instead focusing on the dreamy EMT who tended to my mom….. EMT Scott. It’s easier to focus on the mundane and mild versus the traumatic and grotesque. It’s also probably best for my own mental state. No one should have to see their parent in such a horrifying way.

Meantime, I wondered what they would tell their families when they got home that night….. Christ, you won’t believe what we walked in on. What a fucking mess. What the fuck is wrong with people?…. In the ambulance, I apologized to one of the guy who was riding in the back with me…. I tried to explain my situation to him. “It’s cool, don’t worry, you can’t even imagine what we see…. this was nothing,” he tells me.

I forced myself to believe him.

I wonder what his family is like………..

Soap, as it turns out, wasn’t the issue….. Fun fact: soap goes right through you, so manga!! Eat all the soap you want. You’ll puke it or poop it out. But it won’t kill you.

We arrived at the ER around 11 or 11:30am………. several tests, a shot of Ativan and a catheter later, and nothing. There was nothing wrong with her except that she was dehydrated. And demented. Severely demented.

And by severely demented, I mean severely demented.

Of course, her disease and dehydration didn’t really matter……………. what mattered was the insurance company. And the insurance company was apparently saying that mom needed to be released like the next day. A nurse asks me if we can take her to a group home.

This is not how I planned to place my mom.

A group home?

She has a catheter inside of her body. She has an IV. She can’t move. You want me to find a group home so you can discharge her less than 24 hours later? Um. Fuck you. She’s staying. I will not be rushed into anything…. not again.

Sarah the social worker comes is…. she’s cool. I explain the situation….. At this point, mom can’t go home. Dad can’t handle her anymore, it’s taken a severe toll on his well-being. And clearly, she can get into anything. It’s time for her to be placed, but a few pieces of my plan were not yet in place……. namely, no ALTCS, Arizona’s Medicaid. We were “ALTCS pending.” Dreadful status and NOT what a home wants to hear………… So, I might be able to pay you, just not yet. Maybe next week. But can you like take my mom and take good care of her?

The truth is, it’s a business…. but I’ll get into that later.

I told Sarah where I wanted my mom to go….. I had researched this place. I had a plan to essentially get her used to this place…………………. What happened next was always a possibility. I was just hoping God was on my side.

Man plans. God laughs.

There are no beds and there’s a waiting list. 

And so began the mad rush to find a group home, a nursing home, a place that would take my mom……… I hate deadlines. I write for a living and deadlines are a part of my life. Granted, I do better with deadlines, but this deadline was bullshit.

>>Flickr pic by Elycefeliz

I’m feeling lonely again. I hate this feeling. It’s a feeling usually mixed with sadness and hurt. Potent combo. Can leave you in a funk for days….

A little context………………… my dad and I are once again talking about nursing homes…. mom is just getting to that point where caregiving is difficult. She’s having more accidents and she’s had a few other truly demented moments…… trying to eat raw chicken, wiping herself with a maxi pad wrapper (that was Sunday’s WTF moment — she took the wrapper out from the tampon bin)….. we do our best, but the woman needs constant, 24/h care.

I was mid-pee when she walked into the stall, peed and wiped with a maxi pad wrapper……….. so much for wait for me.

The nursing home topic is a sensitive one at our house…. my dad hasn’t wanted to even discuss it since “the incident…” the one inside the bin until recently. He’s tired. Caregiving is a stressful job, one that is often ignored and the toll is terrible…. depression, anxiety, sickness, loss of wages, etc….. So we’ve started talking about it, and this evening, I started doing a little preliminary research.

In the middle of my search, my cousin sent me an e-mail… nothing to do with my mom; I sent her an IM with my response…. we started chatting. The topic of my cousin, the one who was upset at the name of my blog (among other things) came up…… I started to feel those feelings again…. just hurt, resentment, frustration and anger….. the usual suspects. I recently sent her an e-mail congratulating her on some news and we e-mailed back and forth for a bit…. nothing more….. yes, this could be called progress, but I think it’s unlikely. I know that our relationship will likely never be repaired, something about the whole ordeal bothers me….. it’s like this itch. This annoying itch that’s turning into an oozing sore.

And then the stories pop into my head.

A little background………………. my cousin and her brother scolded me publicly on Facebook in front of other friends and family (I had posted pictures of my mom and titled the album, “My Demented Mom”)… Take that down. This is not a joke, wrote my cousin

Really? I thought this whole situation was rather comical……..

Thank you, wrote his sister.

I retorted, calling her passive aggressive……………… the retorts escalated and went back and forth from there………….. At the end of the day, things could have been handled better by both sides……. still, I can’t shake that virtual dialogue.

I suppose because I wonder what my mother’s family thinks of me………………… My Demented Mom is lost in translation……………. despite translations.

Or, maybe what’s really getting my panties in a severe twist is this…………….. do they care about me as much as they care about my cousins?

Would they, or do they, defend me?

Where do I fall on the family totem pole?

I guess that’s what it comes down to………….. am I truly alone? I feel like it.

A lot.

Yes. I am aware of my own flaws and fault. I have a few………………………….

It’s easy to say, “I love you,”  “I’m here for you,” or “Thinking of you,” but when it really matters, do we actually mean it?

 Do they mean it?

Would I mean it if the roles were reversed?

Do they ever wonder if I’m sinking under the stress? Would I wonder?

Do they know that I have cracks in my own facade? Would I know?

Family dynamics are always tricky when it comes to a serious family illness… old resentments and new anger festers until it just explodes………….

I don’t know why this still bothers me. I wish I could let it go, but I can’t.

I’m still clinging onto my own hurt feelings.

It sort of makes me want to run away from everyone………………

Maybe blood isn’t always thicker than H2O.

>>Flickr pic by my favorite Meredith Farmer

Actually, it was a tiny accident. She can control her bowels (and her bladder too)…………….. you just have to get her to a bathroom when she has to go—cause let’s face it: When you gots to go, you gots to go. I tried. There was a line. I rushed her to another bathroom. I failed. It was a smudge. A large-ish smudge.

Although, this wasn’t a huge mess/misstep/or even a big deal……… this accident got me thinking (well, I’ve thought about it, but I try to repress it)…………. what will happen when accidents become every day occurrences?

What will happen when she can’t wipe herself?

Wiping is such a funny, mostly strange rite of passage-slash-human experience… when you’re able to wipe on your own, you’re a big kid. When you can no longer perform this act solo, you’re an invalid.

As the child of a parent who will eventually have to be wiped by another human being, I really don’t know what to make of it. I mean, I’m writing about it, but I don’t have any profound words to share nor have I made a startling realization about life and its meaning, etc, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah…….

I guess all I can say is that at that point, we’ll likely have to place my mom in a facility, and that scares the shit out of me. We’ve been down that road……. it was brutal, emotional, messy and grotesque. I sincerely hope to never have to relive that horrendous experience ever again…………………… I hope she never has to relive that again.

Right now, my mom knows where HOME is.

So while the woman may not know my name, her husband’s name, or what year it is, and she may use the phrase, “Despierta America” to describe everything from the clouds in the sky to her most favorite food in the world (french fries), my mother knows exactly where her secret (not really) stash of apple juice is hidden—on her bathroom counter (don’t ask) in her house.

>>Flickr pic by funkomavintage

Ten other nations have Alzheimer plans. More than half of our states are working on plans.

Taken from an article that appeared in the Huffington Post

By Harry Johns, President and CEO of the Alzheimer’s Association

A new report released this week by the Alzheimer’s Association called “Changing the Trajectory of Alzheimer’s Disease: A National Imperative,” shows just how much this disease also threatens the financial security of Medicare and Medicaid………………..

This year caring for people with Alzheimer’s disease will cost Medicare and Medicaid $122 billion. By mid-century it will cost, in today’s dollars, over $800 billion. When you factor in the costs to others—the out-of-pocket costs to patients and families, the costs to private insurance and HMOs, and the costs of uncompensated care to health care providers–cumulatively over the next 40 years and without taking into account inflation, caring for people with Alzheimer’s disease will cost the American people $20 trillion. That’s enough to pay off the entire U.S. federal debt today and then send a check for $20,000 to every man, woman and child in America with money left over……………………

This is where we are today. Not only has the federal government done little about the existing and unfolding Alzheimer crisis, it has no idea what is going to be done about it. The federal government has no comprehensive plan for how to avoid this disastrous future. It has no plan for adequate strategic research to develop the treatments necessary to save lives and to save the trillions that will be spent through Medicare and Medicaid. It has no plan on how to care for 13.5 million – and as many as 16 million – Americans with the disease by mid-century. It has no plan to have the needed nursing home beds or to expand home- and community-based services.

Read more. Learn more. See how you can help.

My time with mom, no matter how brief (or how long), is a time for me to think about my role as her daughter — successes, failures, unmitigated disasters and the like. This past Sunday, as she yelled at the two women in the pew to move because she is Margarita Ritchie and this is HER pew (move bitches — she did not say that, I inserted that for effect) and threw someone’s purse so she could place her purse down — it’s how us Latina Queens mark our territory and secure our seat in overly crowded church — I felt guilty. Not about the two women.

Please, you better move when my mom comes barreling into the house of our Lord and Savior.

Just kidding. Not really. Please move. You will make my life easier, so fucking move. Now. Or I will devein you in front of the manger. No, I jest. OK. Not really. Move please.

I think about if my role in trying to make her life semi-better…. and the words an old Spanish woman uttered many months ago…… God will reward you with a place in heaven.

God will reward me.

ME? A spot in the kingdom of heaven?

Will it be on his left or right-hand side?

And for what, might I ask? For placing my mom in a nursing home on Mother’s Day?

For walking away from her ever single morning as she screamed and cried for me to take her home?

For that one time…………that one strangely lucid moment when she looked at me through her tears and said, YOU DID THIS TO ME. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?

For telling her no every single time she wants to buy birdseed?

For not being able to clip her toe nails because, in truth, it grosses ME out.

For not moving home sooner?

For not taking her to Banner Alzheimer’s sooner?

For prolonging my dad’s suffering and leaving him alone with her? Willingly (sometimes eagerly) boarding that flight back to New York, knowing he would not be able to cope………….. the act of a good Catholic girl, no doubt.

For making my former love suffer? Nothing like shacking up with a grotesquely, tragic girl

For making all of my friends suffer along with me? Nothing like making them hear the same story over a dozen times (in a single week).

For hating my mother more than loving her?

For sometimes resenting both my parents never cutting the cord?

A confession: Not even I can sever the rotting cord.

I can’t always say no to my dad and yes, I give my mom dollar bills here and there because they make her happy. She loves money. Boundaries? Ha. The curse of the only child.

My most reckless act, going to Vietnam, caused me so much anxiety becuase……… if something actually happened to me……………………………. they wouldn’t be able to cope without me.

He would be destroyed.

She would never understand.

And I fear a place in heaven will keep me by mother’s side FOREVER — because her ticket is booked. She is destined for heaven….. and if she isn’t, then there really is no God.

ETERNITY with my mom.

Still, I can’t help but laugh at the idea of God surrounded by the demented…………… imagine my mom spitting in heaven. Classic. Better get out your wipes God… and read my one blog about your demented Must Haves.

So, my place in heaven. I don’t know what this woman sees. Her vision is narrow because I’m no saint. I’m a realist and very much into self-preservation. I question the very existence of God. If there is a God, I don’t believe he is of the loving/kind variety — I think he or she is sick. Demented.

I have fallen asleep in church — more than once. How many Hail Mary’s is that one worth?

Talk about a view askew.

>>Flickr photo by Darwin Bell

]]> http://mydementedmom.com/2010/01/05/a-place-for-me-in-the-kingdom-of-heaven/feed/ 4 Kathy Ritchie 2454183356_e0f41185c0_b http://mydementedmom.com/2009/05/24/inside-the-bin/ http://mydementedmom.com/2009/05/24/inside-the-bin/#comments Sun, 24 May 2009 15:35:26 +0000 Kathy Ritchie http://mydementedmom.wordpress.com/?p=372 Continue reading →]]> My mom is currently residing at a geriatric psychiatric unit. She is wearing diapers. She is pleading with everyone to get out, and she is running for every open door. What led to her “commitment” (it’s a temporary deal until her meds are properly adjusted) at the psych ward was a series of disturbing events that even I wasn’t prepared for. I continue learning that it can always get worse.

Mom had only been at the home for a little over a week, but during that time she was banging on doors, becoming aggressive with the other residents, breaking her picture frames, and she even tried to make her great escape. Despite being demented, she was clever enough to walk out the secured door with a family who was on their way out after visiting a family member. This little Ecuadorian broad made it out into the lobby before she was apprehended and returned to the confines of her memory care unit. Dammit. I went to her. I went before work and after work. I tried to calm her down. I tried to reason with (yes, I know). I hoped my visits would put her at ease—just knowing that I was there, that I was coming by, that I was near—I hoped would give her some comfort. My efforts did absolutely nothing. She stuck her hand down her diaper. She tried to wash out her butt with water, next she sat on the toilet and showed me her poop. And in a moment of lucidity, she said: “You did this to me. You put me here. Why did you put me here?”

The woman got to me. I thought I was detached enough… in fact, I was scared that I was too detached. I didn’t cry when we placed her. I went home and watered the dirt in my garden. I rarely weep for my mom. When she pleads with me for something, I won’t budge. I won’t cave. I just do the job that has to be done and try to get on with the everyday bullshit of life… you know, the one where I get up, go to work, and pretend to be normal.

And so it goes…

The nurse and owner of the home had wanted to send her to the psych unit in hopes stabilizing her mood… specifically her anxiety and aggression. I knew it had to be done if she was ever going to adjust and settle into her new home. I hated the idea of it. Still, I want her to be as content as she can be… even if it means forgetting about me, my dad, and the life we had—for better or worse—together.

“I am crazy, I am crazy… I wanna drink. I am crazy, I am crazy…” The skinny old lady sitting down singing I am crazy over and over and over and over again had a giant needle inserted into her arm while clear fluid dripped down a tube and into her vein. She wore brown socks.

Susan had no hair, but a generous amount of chin hair. She was a’ight. Wearing bright pink PJ’s and with her blinged out shades on, Susan wheeled herself over to my mom and told her that she loved her. “I love you. I love you.” My mom hugged her. “God bless you. Is that the door?”

When I arrived earlier, I found my mom walking around with a hospital sheet covering her shoulders. She knew who I was. “Mihijta, I am going home with you. OK. Let’s go.” The nurses wanted me to stay to talk to the doctor. Mom isn’t exactly the most coherent person on the planet these days. She mixes up English and Spanish with random words that make no sense. For the most part, I can understand some of her nonsensical language, but other times, I nod my head in agreement—“atiyunoue thedrfiop ewpombnc da’peuld aseftghing?”

I’ve never been inside a looney bin. Seeing my mom there, laughing at nothing. Waving at some invisible being and insisting we hold the door open for this friend of hers was just plain weird. The doctor had a heck of a time with her. When we walked out of the tiny room where he evaluated her, I asked him if he thought she was demented. I don’t know why… sometimes, I don’t know what’s normal anymore. He said she is severely demented. Late stage.

His diagnosis made me feel better. Gave me some strange comfort because it means I did the right thing in placing her at the home and consenting to her going into the bin. I think you just reach a point where you lose your internal compass, like you just don’t know what’s up and down, north or south. You think certain behaviors aren’t that bad. You think, “well, she’s not that far along.” You think, “oh, she’s always been like this.”

She’ll be inside the bin for about a week. I hope we can get her stabilized. I hope she can participate more fully in this final chapter of her life.

My mom is slowly destroying me. I don’t sleep well. I am getting a talking to at work about expectations next week. I am tired. I can’t focus. I can’t think. I moved out her to make things better. I could not fully participate in or heal my relationship with my ex-fiance. My demented mother is taking down the entire ship. How do you care for someone who you don’t even recognize? How do you show love or compassion to this woman who is really a stranger. I vaguely recall what she was like before becoming demented. How do you willingly walk into a psych unit when you know she is draining you of energy? She has the power to destroy me. She gave me life, a life I should appreciate and participate in more fully… yet when I think about death and dying, it doesn’t scare me. Instead, I think peace and quiet.

~Photos taken by Meredith Farmer, http://www.flickr.com/photos/meredithfarmer/

Of course, she had no idea it was Mother’s Day. I told her it was Mother’s Day. It just didn’t click in her plaque infested brain.

I knew placing her on that day or any day would be tough. I knew I would have to lie to her. I knew I would probably have to wander away while she was distracted by the staff. I knew she would be upset. I knew she would yell. I knew it would be incredibly difficult. Maybe the hardest day of all of our lives.

What I was not prepared for, and what is branded in my brain is that moment when my father took her hand in his as we walked into the facility—Dave and Margo never held hands; in all my 32 years I cannot recall a single hand-holding moment—followed by that awful second when she finally realized her room was filled with family photos and her favorite dresses. I can’t even begin to describe the look of horror and confusion on her face. “I want to go home now. Let’s go. Where is the fruits?”

Talk about a Come-to-Jesus moment.

She was sitting on her bed when she looked over to the nightstand and saw photographs of me and her sister. “Why are these here? These are mine. That’s my mother and mihijta. Why are they here?” My mom took the photos and wrapped them in the long sleeve shirt she was wearing. Then, she carefully placed her framed photos in her purse. Next, she saw her dresses hanging in the closet. “These are mine. This is my…” She took them out of the closet and walked out the door. My dad sat on the bed. He looked so tired and sad. Defeated. Exhausted. Pale. Drained of life.

After she came back into the room, I was trying to convince her that this is what the doctor wanted. That this would be good for her and that the staff would help her feel better. “Mom, this is only for a little while… just until I come back from New York (a lie) in two weeks. Yes, yes. I’m going to see my ex husband (her word for my ex boyfriend) and get back together (a lie).” She was happy about that story line. It was the only time she smiled. She prays for that particular scenario to come true. Still, despite my efforts, she wasn’t sold on staying. “No. No. No. I have to go home and feed my fruits. No. I can’t stay here. I have no idea how to go home. I have to feed my fruits.”

As I showed her more of the room and the lipstick I bought her (she carefully applied it to her chin and lips), my dad walked away. My turn. When she realized he was gone, “Davo, my Davo, where is my Davo???? DAVO!!” the staff took her down one hallway to look for him and I was taken down another hallway and out of the home.

I went home that afternoon and worked in my half-dead garden. My dad called me to check in. He was shaken. He quickly got off the phone when his voice cracked… he was on the verge of crying. I called him later that day and he sounded a little better, not much. It’s been two days and I haven’t cried.

I can’t feel much of anything. I don’t feel sad. I don’t feel happy. I just am.

I play my part in this world. Right now, I have several roles: daughter, wife, husband, decision-maker, and therapist.

Dementia doesn’t just change your loved one. It changes YOU. But not just the course of your life, it alters your DNA. I am not the person I was four months ago. I am not the person I was six, nine or 12 months ago. And this latest experience has so profoundly changed me. Today, on this fine Tuesday morning, I don’t even recognize myself.

Every cell has been altered.

I am a different person.

I am running through an emotional mine field.

I have found a few places that might work. One place in particular. Fingers crossed. Now, I have to figure out what to say. What do you say? How do you spin this terrible situation? I need a PR person to give me some talking points, please. I already know she’ll try to leave because she’ll want to feed her damn pigeons. Yes, she feeds pigeons—that was a fun fight. We quickly capitulated.  She’ll be scared. She’ll ask for “My Davo…” her husband, Dave. She won’t like it. When she’s upset or antsy, she’s like a child: nothing can please her… “no. no. no.” Then my mom will plead like a little girl… she does this when she wants something, “Mi hijita, why you do this? You help me? I luf you. You came from me, mi hijita. I luf you…”

Oh, Jesus.

I’ve never been in a fight. I’ve never been physically threatened. I can’t imagine a punch to my face. But I do feel like I’ve been emotionally kicked in the gut—repeatedly. Some days, I feel weird, not normal. Cold, angry, frustrated, unsure, filled with doubt, insecurity, loneliness, and fear. Other days, I can laugh. Laughter is my salvation. Make me laugh. Still, I feel like people look at me like I’m insane. I want to wear a T-shirt that reads, “I’m like this because my mom is demented, you dick!”

I hope that if life ever feels normal again, I won’t feel this way. I wonder if I have children, will I feel numb or detached, or will I love them? Most days, my heart feels like its encased in a hard, crusty calcium-covered shell.